Brian, you use Pc, Left hand mouse setting? You won't feel so edgy anymore, like impatient, if anything cannot be clickable like the right hand.

I used to do those things, I got nothing else to do. 

I know what you all can do, if nothing else to do.....put Tim Cook at the Hoovering mode, in Silicon Valley. Its right built besides that big lock in things. The BTX' things.